Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Jay Cutler

Alright team. I promise I won't be blogging every night. I supposedly have a life. However, new things have developed in the world of Denver sports and I can not stay silent anymore. Oh Broncos, oh Jay Cutler, oh the sporting world we live in. 

First things first, I would like to start by reminding all sides that they make more in a month than I make in a year, so I'm not sure what everyone is bitching about. Imagine how much whining Jay Cutler would do if they told him he was making as much as a third-year teacher on top of his job not being secure. 

So, on to who's right an who's wrong. Short answer, everyone. Long answer, Jay Cutler. Let's start with Josh McDaniels and Brian Xanders. I get that this is your team now and you want to stir shit up. I also totally get the desire to bring a quarterback who knows your system and has proven themselves to you. It makes sense and I'm totally fine with, but if you're going to float trade offers for Jay Cutler you had better follow through with it. Jay Cutler, as he's proven, is not one who is going to let it go. Now on to the true idiot in all of this: Jay Cutler. Clearly no one has every told number 6 something he didn't want to hear all the way back to his time growing up in Santa Claus, Indiana. Jay, sometimes your name is going to be out there in trade rumors, deal. YOU'RE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE it comes with the territory. That would be like a firefighter whining about having to deal with smoke. What the fuck are you doing being a firefighter then??? Part two of this being your stupidity is that you actually think that you're well liked enough in Denver that the public would be on your side. Every person I've ever met that has ever encountered you, including myself, has the same thing to say, "he was a dick." I had to wait 45 minutes outside a bar/club in December because you and your yesmen wanted half the place to yourself. Actions like that are not a great way to win the favor of the fans. And, now all of us who have encountered you can't wait for you to go.

I know what you're thinking, "Sean, you complain and complain, but offer up no solutions." Well, allow me to tell you the three ways this ends. Numero Uno: Jay Cutler gets traded to the Detroit Lions for both of their first-round picks. Jay gets to go where he's the biggest fish in the littlest pond, which is what he wants and the Broncos get three first-round picks to do whatever they so please. Numero Dos: Jay pulls some sort of Stephon Marbury move and is actually asked to not come to games or practices. This is not what anyone wants put I do have a couple of suggestions for the name of the controversy: "Jay-gate," "This is what it Sounds like when Dove Valley Cries," or "Mile High Melancholy." Numero Tres: the Broncos sign Jay Cutler to like a seven year contract extension to prove just how committed they are to him. Jay would be happy, but Brian Xanders and pals would be setting a very, very dangerous precedent that would be the signature for their time in Denver. Really, it doesn't work out well any way you slice it.

So, Broncos fans, sorry for the bad news. Believe me, it breaks my heart to type such things. Unfortunately, though, this is what professional sports has become. There is one person who does enjoy watching this with a big ol' smirk on his face, we used to call him Coach Shanahan.

Also, tell your friends about me!!!!


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